Finally, my days of submitting to theatre critics’ bizarre sexual fantasies in return for the retraction of negative reviews are over! From now on, I’ll do it just to hear the laughter of children.

“The Curse of the Oxford Revue is an hour of comic genius” — Daily Info (full review)

So, you big hunky web person you, some of my friends are doing this show later, wanna see it? Better get a ticket now, these things are going like hotcakes!

NOW WITH FREE HOTCAKES!

No free hotcakes.